So You've Come to Work for Rob Ford

So you've come to work for Rob Ford
For instance, the mayor is on record as saying, “I do not use crack cocaine.” Note that he did not say, “I have never used crack … The mayor prefers to address his employees by a nickname he himself assigns. That nickname is always “Peckerhead.” You … Read more on Macleans.ca

If the NSA's Spying on Us, I'm Going Down
In 1979, Freeway Ricky Ross, 19, was first introduced to crack. Around that time, he started casually dealing cocaine in South Central Los Angeles. He also played a lot of tennis. In 1980, Ross connected with Danilo Blandón, a large-scale drug … Read more on Huffington Post (satire) (blog)