Does Anyone Have Any Funny Bar-Fighting Stories or Jokes?

Question by Skydog70: Does anyone have any funny bar-fighting stories or jokes?
Mine is: ” I defeated my opponent, and came back later and he was still there….

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Answer by cardinalboy97
Bar/restaurant in chicago known for it’s margaritas dubbed “liquid cocaine.” Long story short, this girl was flirting with me and my buddies…her bf was fuming. We (buddies, hot chick and her girlfriends) ended up turning our backs to the crowd and tossing the limes that were in the margaritas into the crowd. From out of no where, her bf comes flying at the guy (not part of our crowd) standing next to us, fists first, pummeling him. Security (with those stupid fast-food type earsets) scrambled and nearly everyone joined in the melee, except us, the ones who actually started the whole thing. We just hauled a$ $ out of there and to the next bar.

Answer by tom
We were in Yokosuka, Japan, in a small neighborhood bar. It was very long and narrow. The merchant crew from my ship decided to get it on with some wise a**ed fleet marines. The bartender called the Shore Patrol (navy police) to break it up. Two of our guys just stood in the doorway and kept the shore patrol out while we continued to trash the place. Then they called in the local Japanese police who showed up in full riot armor wielding Kendo sticks (wooden practice Samurai swords) We immediately stopped and the captain paid up the damages.

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