I Went to Peru and Bought 250 Grams of Pure Cocaine, Then Brought to Canada?

Question by Dalton: I went to peru and bought 250 grams of Pure cocaine, Then brought to canada?
I talked my mom into Going to Peru with me Im 15 yrs old my mom makes like 1500 a month Rent is 1,000 Idk about the Rest Don’t really have much cash :/ So i sold my Customized $ 7,000 Bike for 2,100 Paid for my moms Trip and mine had 500 left for spending cash in Peru I learned spanish before going So i could buy some cocaine without getting Robbed Planned the whole thing out before hand. Went there brought a condom with me In suitcase We were there 5 days Made a couple connections Saw the cocaine being made infront of me this is 95% Purity cocaine 5% is the laxative they added to Make the cocaine Powderish Cause it was to wet It’s so pure it absorbs the water in the air, this is the best stuff you can get. I didnt eat for 24 hrs Took a poo in the morning. Used a funnel for the condom put 250 Grams in it lubed up and yes… I did shove it in my err..Butt (I’m not gay) for a 12hr trip through Peru to BritishColumbia. Now i got all this good stuff It cost me 500$ for 250 grams Cheap When cocaine with 20% purity goes for 100$ I already cut this cocaine Once so it’s Really strong still like 50 Percent purity now And i’ve got 500 Grams. Here’s the thing how am i going to sell this.
Don’t tell me not to Buy it in the first place I planned this out for 5 months I learned spanish Researched best ways to not get caught Every little aspect. 500 Grams x 80$ ($ 80 super fast sale for this insane Coke Very Strong) That’s 40 Thousand dollars in my pocket I can buy my own house Put a payment down/ Go to school Get a good job .. I can do alot with it. What’s the best way to selling this product?

Best answer:

Answer by soar_2307
Sell it as a condom.

Answer by conde_c_b
What ever you do don’t mention the word cocaine in any ad because it will give you a lot of problems.

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